Sunday, December 26, 2010

Skinny jeans, basketball jerseys, and popped collars... oh my

There's a song by Brad Paisley called "Waiting on a Woman."  For those of you who do not partake in the genre twang, guitars, and cowboy boots (ahem, country), the lyrics are as follows:

When I picked her up for our first date
I told her I'd be there at eight
And she came down the stairs at eight-thirty
She said, ''I'm sorry that I took so long
Didn't like a thing that I tried on.''
But let me tell you son she sure looked pretty
Yeah, she'll take her time but I don't mind
Waitin' on a woman.


97% of the female (and male) population can nod and smile and know that this is one of the more truer lyrics that have ever been sung about a woman.  In much of our defense, there is a reason why we take so long to get ready (and potentially run late).  The reason is that most of us are over analyzing what we are wearing.  We don't want to look like a train wreck going out.  You know, we'd like to not appear on PeopleofWalmart.com at any point in our lives.

Why do I open with this?  Because fellas, sometimes we'd like you to put  just a little more thought in how you're coming across to us ladies.  Sometimes that extra thirty minutes... to maybe read an article like this would help you.  Appearance isn't everything, but first impressions (as we have said before) are.  Some of your apparel choices immediately make us cringe.

Click below to read the items that our readers have voted as the most likely clothing choices to become an immediate turn off...